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"Everyone carries a room about inside them. This fact can even be proved by means of the sense of hearing. If someone walks fast and one pricks up one's ears and listens, say at night, when everything round about is quiet, one hears, for instance, the rattling of a mirror not quite firmly fastened to the wall." -Franz Kafka

Monday, June 20, 2005

Lions and tigers and bats. Oh my!

Saturday was a very full day. Andrew and Mary arrived Friday evening, and we watched "Jaws," a movie I've been longing to see again, but which Christine refuses to watch again. Not that I blame her: sometimes I still get freaked out in my sister's pool because of that movie.

Saturday morning, Christine had to work, so she set her alarm for 6:30 am, at which time, she shut off her alarm and went back to sleep. At ten to eight, I ask her what time she's supposed to get up, and she literally flies up the stairs and gets to her 8:00 shift only ten minutes late. Well done her.

Once things calmed down, the remaining three of us showered and had breakfast. I made cinnamon raisin French toast. I don't mind telling you, it was darned good. We printed directions to Brookfield Zoo and then drove there in less time than the map said. Take that Mapquest and traffic laws!

We couldn't have asked for a better day, or as Andrew pointed out, we could have asked, but we would not have gotten it. He's a Calvinist. The sky was overcast and the weather was warm and breezy. We were a little concerned at the amount of children at the zoo on Saturday, but we soon realized that children at the zoo are not obnoxious. Parents at the zoo are the problem, because all of them, at every exhibit, begin this train of babble that goes like this: "Do you see it? Do you see it? It's right there! Look! He's swimming! He's right there! Do you see him? Do you see? Ooh! He's big!" Now, I'm all for parental enthusiasm, and I don't think parents should be self conscious about how they're perceived by others, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! It's a zoo! Kids see animals, they look at animals, they move on. Your inane chatter doesn't enhance the experience for anyone!

My parents took me to the zoo when I was little, and that instilled a love for zoos that has never left me. When I was younger, I wanted to design animal homes in zoos. When I grew up, I realized that architecture requires math and decided to pursue other interests. When Microsoft released Zoo Tycoon, all of my dreams came true. One element of my experience at the zoo which is no longer possible in reality or cyberland is getting my head stuck between bars. This happened nearly every time I went to the zoo despite (and in some ways because of) my father's admonition not to stick my head between the bars. I would never have thought to stick my head between the bars had he not introduced the idea in my soon to be wedged head. Now they have ordinances and stuff to prevent that from happening. Maybe if parents had to spend their time warning their children not to stick their heads through bars and then prying their heads free, they wouldn't have to fill their time with, "Do you see it? It's right there! Look! Look!"

Brookfield has beautiful exhibits created by people who can actually do math without counting on their fingers. In the Fragile Rainforest exhibit, I beheld the cutest, most precious, adorable thing I have ever seen! And I don't just bandy those adjectives around adorably. Andrew is the sort of ADD person who has to play with the animals as much as he can and is always leaning over fences and calling to the animals (but never throwing anything in or tapping on glass). One exhibit housed several birds and small mammals. The spectators were separated by a wooden fence and a large mesh net. As a tiny Asian river otter bounded past, Andrew reached across the fence and held his finger out to the otter, who reached his furry little paw out in an ottery little high five before scurrying on to do other ottery things. I nearly melted.

We spent several hours at the zoo before returning home to feast on burgers, hot dogs, and chips and then go see "Batman Begins." I have now seen this movie twice with plans to see it in the IMAX this week. It is a great movie. I have been a Batman fan since I was 12 years old. I loved Tim Burton's films and then read the comics and realized that Burton's films fell short of the mark that Joel Schumacher didn't even seem aware of. Christopher Nolan's vision will now set the standard for comic book movies, a tremendous feat considering it followed Sam Raimi's Spider-man films and Bryan Singer's X-Men.

While the title leaves something to be desired, "Batman Begins" does everything right. the cast is superb, the story (which was almost non-existent from previous Bat-flicks) is well told, and the atmosphere is perfect. I was excited to see it the first time and equally excited when I saw it again the next day. This was not the case with the last movie I saw in the theatre two days in a row, the final chapter in the biggest cinematic letdown of all time, Star wars Episode III. OK, that wasn't that bad, but I still am not a fan of the prequels.

So good friends, good times, good food. Overall, I give this past weekend four stars.

Only the king of beasts could look so equal parts terrifying and lethargic. Posted by Hello

At the zoo in Grand Rapids, Andrew has a special bond with the tiger, who he claims is female, despite its testicles. This tiger seemed unimpressed. Posted by Hello

A python. Moments later, some guy shot it to death with silver arrows and then said something about getting his dolphin and returning to Delphi. It was weird. Posted by Hello

A walrus. They swim much more gracefully than humans this size. Posted by Hello

This polar bear clearly had a rough night. He rolls out of his cave around noon... Posted by Hello

...pays homage to his version of the porcelain goddess... Posted by Hello

...and then goes back to bed. Posted by Hello

At the dolphin show, we learned that the "tricks" that the dolphins do are actually natural behaviors that they learn to do on command. In this case, the trainer blows a whistle, and the naturally depressed dolphins commit suicide. Posted by Hello

I think this is called a forrest buffalo. At least, it's not a water buffalo, but you already know that. After all, everybody's got a water buffalo... NO! I refuse to let cartoons be my reference point for reality! Posted by Hello

This pig has long ears, but he still looks delicious. Another reason why I'll never be a complete vegetarian. Posted by Hello

Some giraffes. Yes, I had to look up the spelling. Posted by Hello

Andrew and Mary by the gray kangaroos. Andrew informed us all that kangaroos can jump 35 feet. I was impressed, until he clarified that he meant horizontally, not vertically. I guess it's still impressive, but the image of a kangaroo launching itself 35 feet into the air is way cooler. Posted by Hello

This is the hippo that Andrew nearly swore at. Posted by Hello

The pachyderms have never been my favorite animals, but they do pose well for photos. Posted by Hello

The white rhino decided to play inside on Saturday. He had a ball that he was rolling around his pen. It was precious, but not as precious as the Asian river otter. Posted by Hello

We ended our trip by the African elephants. If you're wondering about the holes in the tree (as we were), the tree is hollow, and in the morning before the elephants are let outside, the zookeepers climb into the tree and hide treats in the holes for the elephants to find. Posted by Hello

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Buddy: The Deluge

Today Christine and I were roused from our beds at 7:30 by Christine's frantic mother who needed our help saving storage boxes from the flood that had broken out in the basement (fortunately, not on our side of the basement). We spent the next hour or so moving salvagable boxes to the other side of the basement and taking sopping wet boxes of garbage up to the garage. Fun times. Afterward, I made everybody cinnamon french toast. That was good.

than Christine decided to take a nap while watching Star Wars: A New Hope. It's sad how the prequels have marred this cinematic masterpiece. Damn it, George! Just leave well enough alone! Anyway, I didn't watch. I finished reading A Wrinkle in Time for about the tenth time in my life. Great book. I'm considering starting A Wind in the Door next, but I may decide to read more Stephen King. I got a Borders gift card for our anniversary, but I can't talk Christine into going with me.

I put my resume together this week. If anyone wants to give me a job, just drop me a line.

Monday, June 13, 2005


Those of you who only know me from this blog haven't seen me with short hair. I got it cut for graduation, but since it grows so friggin' fast, I am already due for a trim, which my dad refused to do when I was home. Posted by Hello

My weekend

Saturday, one of our friends got married, so Christine road tripped to North Dakota to attend. I went home to Michigan where I spent the weekend in my sister and brother-in-law's pool, where I was involved in a game that popped one of their rafts, then I broke an ashtray and stepped on part of it, and finally got horribly sunburned. At Andrew's request, I posted pictures of the latter.

This weekend, Andrew and Mary are visiting and we're going to the Brookefield Zoo and to see Batman Begins and all sorts of activities that start with "B."

My knees and feet got burned the worst. Posted by Hello

Notice the stark color difference between my upper and lower foot. Posted by Hello

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Napster

Remember Napster? Man, that was the greatest. My freshman year, if I wanted to listen to a song, all I had to do was type the title, and in seconds I had not only the song, but as many covers and versions as I could ever want. That's how I discovered Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, a punk band that only does covers. I had so much music on my computer that year. Sure, we tied up the school's ridiculously low bandwidth, but we rocked so hard.

Sadly, it was not to last. I swear rock died the day rock stars started suing kids for listening to their music. I don't have anything left from my illegal dowloads, except for a wider appreciation of music. I can see why the music industry put an end to it. I don't think Metallica wants people to be exposed to too much real music. They might realize that Metallica sucks.

Anyway, I just signed up for a Rhapsody account, which is pretty cool. Sure, I only get 25 free listens, but that's 25 songs I wouldn't hear otherwise, and their free radio stations are pretty good. I like the 80s Hits the best.

It's no Napster, but it's close enough to make me reminisce. When I talk to my kids about the good ol' days, Napster will always come up.

I hate Metallica.

Thursday, June 02, 2005


Chicago Posted by Hello

My life up till now

Monday was Christine's and my two-year anniversary! We stayed at the hotel where we had our wedding reception, visited Barnes and Noble every day, and ate wonderful food. That's my idea of a great vacation.

Last friday we went to the Shedd Aquarium with our friend Megan. Megan is a wonderful person, and apparently it shows, because everyone talks to her. They ask her if she can see the frogs in the exhibits and what she can tell them about the seahorses. Apparently, this happens to her and her family all the time. It's hilarious. I posted some pictures below. If you have any questions, just ask Megan about them.

Christine's mom is still in California with her sister who had a heart attack, so we're taking care of her horses, who are trying to eat me. Christine and her mom keep telling me to think of them as giant dogs, which only freaks me out more. Hurry home, mom!

An alligator snapping turtle. When I first visited this aquarium when I was a child, they had one of these that was huge! I can't wait to watch this one grow up. Posted by Hello

I love this picture of a poison arrow frog. It's my desktop background right now. Posted by Hello

Yet another coral reef. By the end of the day, I was ready to strangle anybody who yelled anything about Finding Nemo. Yes, it was a good movie, by why is a Disney movie our reference point for reality?! Posted by Hello

Another coral reef Posted by Hello

A coral reef Posted by Hello