Who's the leader of the club?
I got a really funny letter the other day inviting me to be a member of the Handyman Club of America.
"Why you?
"Well, it's no secret among your friends and family that you are an outstanding handyman. As someone who is passionately devoted to do-it-yourself home improvement and maybe even woodworking, you're exactly the kind of person our Club is always looking for."
You all knew that I was an outstanding handyman, and you never told me? I had to find out in a letter! I might even be interested in woodworking, and I never knew.
Do-it-yourself woodworking sounds dirty, though. I'm not sure I want to be a part of this club.
"Why you?
"Well, it's no secret among your friends and family that you are an outstanding handyman. As someone who is passionately devoted to do-it-yourself home improvement and maybe even woodworking, you're exactly the kind of person our Club is always looking for."
You all knew that I was an outstanding handyman, and you never told me? I had to find out in a letter! I might even be interested in woodworking, and I never knew.
Do-it-yourself woodworking sounds dirty, though. I'm not sure I want to be a part of this club.
posted by Unknown @ 11/11/2005 09:18:00 am
2 Comments:
At 3:21 pm,
Anonymous said…
I had to find out I was old enough to qualify for AARP from a letter. I feel your pain.
-NY-M
(for the record, my 22 years does not mean I'm old enough for AARP)
At 1:14 pm,
Anonymous said…
lol
I can see you as a woodworking handyman....or not. Thoughtful of them to try to include you though.
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